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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,347thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,474th
The Queendom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Everyone* deserves to live
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Night parrots

Population4.792 billion

CapitalStrigops
LeaderQueen Anelyn Solstice Habroptila

Currencyrimu
AnimalKakapo

The Queendom of Night parrots is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Anelyn Solstice Habroptila with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.792 billion parrotians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strigops. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming parrotian economy, worth 357 trillion rimus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,631 rimus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Night parrots's national animal is the Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Night parrots is ranked 38,328th in the world and 60th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,842.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,347thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,474thBest Weather: 9,844thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,035thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,109thSafest: 19,724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,579thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,158thMost Income Equality: 23,369thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,557thNicest Citizens: 25,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,817th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Night parrots, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Night parrots's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Night parrots was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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